How did I miss THIS memo?

Okay...everyone knows my line of work - Special Investigations.  So..part of my job is to background folk.  (No big shock there.)  Any who, the newest resource in the world of background searching is the world of social network... viewing profiles of people....looking to see if people are linked, see if people are talking to eachother, etc.  That's right, I get paid to check Twitter, MySpace, and Facebook!

Which brings me to my blog:

Today, I was reviewing a few profiles and I noticed an amazingly impressive new trend.  Or heck, maybe it's an old trend and I'm just not hip to the idea yet!  Either way...I thought it was my CIVIC DUTY to bring this trend to the forefront and pass it onward and upward!

Ready?  Brace yourself...its life changing...

Middle Name Messages!! 

I mean, I'm not so sure it actually has a name, but that's what I am labeling it!  I'm the one bringing it to your world, I can name it what I want! 

Let's Focus:  Here we go...in this instance, I think samples are best!!  First and Last Names are changed to protect the privacy of people, but the Middle Names are exactly as seen on Facebook!

Janet FearsnoonbutGod Smith

Amy Yeahigotabadattitude Jones

Kim Dontworryyomanlikeit Thomas

Sasha Da'realistChickwalkin Watkins

I was dumbfounded.  Where have I been!?!  This is the BEST thing ever!!  Amazing!!...so I ran with it...I looked through Facebook for all kinds of Middle Name Messages!  They are everywhere.  And, as I searched, I noticed it wasn't only women following this amazing new trend.  Men can do it as well!

Kenneth Imdapimpdaddy Johnson

Tony Becauseimmakingmoneyboy Howard

James Blessedandwelldressed Jackson

I was enamored.  I immediately starting putting together options for my Middle Name Message!  Do you keep it classy...Do you throw in some faith...Do you send someone a hidden message!?  The options are ENDLESS!  So I decided...why decide?  I can change my Middle Name Message like my underwear!  (And, yes, that is daily, thank you!) 

SO...I beg you...I challenge you...take the plunge!  It's the most freeing thing you have ever done!  (At least on Facebook....today.) 

Join the Middle Name Message trend!!